Moon Jokes Funny
Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!
Q: Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?
A: It seems like the cow did not make it.
Q: What holds the moon up?
A: Moonbeams.
Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it's down to its last quarter.
Q: "Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?"
A: "To get to the other side?"
Q: What do you call a clock on the moon?
A: A lunartick.
Q: How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
A: Eclipse it.
Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumferenceby its diameter?
A: Moon pi.
Q: How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
A: He Apollo-gises.
Q: What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
A: The moon.
Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?
A: It's been decades since their first moon walk.
Q: What do moon peolple do when they get married?
A: They go off on their honeyearth!
Q: Why wasn't the moon hungry?
A: Because it was full!
