Sunderland Football Club Jokes
Q: How many Black Cats supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.
Q: What's the difference between Dick Advocaat and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Dick Advocaat.
Q: What do you call Sunderland winning the Premier League?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: What do you call a Black Cats fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Sunderland fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What's the difference between a Sunderland fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Black Cats fan is a real dick
Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Stadium of Light?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.
Q: Have you seen the movie about the Sunderland defense?
A: It's called "Fifty Shades of O'Shea".
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Sunderland players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What has the Stadium of Light on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
Q: How many Black Cats fans does it take to pave up a driveway?
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
Q: What did Sunderland fan say after they were relegated?
A: You got to be kitten me.
Q. What would you call a pregnant Sunderland fan?
A: A dope carrier.
Q. What do you call a Sunderland fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
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