Really Funny Pictures: tháng 7 2016

Chủ Nhật, 31 tháng 7, 2016

Doctor's Orders--Really Funny Jokes

Doctor's Orders

A woman walks into her doctor's office and says,

"Doctor, I need to lose weight fast."

The doctor replies,

"Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your butt."

Two months later, she comes in and says,

"Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was."

But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down. He asks,

"Where did you get this twitch?" The woman replies,

"I don't have a nervous twitch; I'm chewing bubble gum."

Thứ Hai, 18 tháng 7, 2016

Doctor's Office--Really Funny Jokes For You

Doctor's Office

A guy walks into the doctor's office and says,

"Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!"

The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him,

"If it doesn't work, let me know."

A week later the guy is back:

"Doc, still no movement!" The doctor says,

"Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative.

Still another week later the poor guy is back:

"Doc, STILL nothing!"

The doctor, worried, says,

"We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a musician, I play the bagpipes."

The doctor looks up and says,

"Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"

Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 7, 2016

25 Deep Quotes that make you Think--Really Funny Pictures

As the world that has been created is the process of the thinking of people and hence it can only be changed when you change your thinking. If I were to become tree instead of human being then I would have no reasons to love human beings. There are times when your light shines very brightly which results in blinding people so that they can’t see who you really are. I wish to be like water so that I can slip through the fingers but hold the ship up. I don’t know how to think less and if you know then please teach me. We are unable to create life but we can easily create death. Lies can hurt people but imagination can make life more fun. If the thoughts are very deeper than it can become taller with each passing day. A big man can laugh easily but it requires bigger men who can laugh at himself.