Bird Jokes And Riddles For Kids
Q: What do you call a sick eagle?
A: Illegal
Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!
Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Q: What does a farmer call an escaped bird?
A: a loose goose.
Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!
Q: What do you call a bird that kicks your butt?
A: Steven Seagull.
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
Q: What books did the owl like?
A: Hoot-dunits!
Q: What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?
A: A bald eagle.
Q: Where does bird royalty live?
A: Duckingham Palace.
Q: What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A: The crane
Q: What bird is helpful at dinner?
A: A swallow!
Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!
Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!
Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!
Q: How many cans does it take to make a bird?
A: Two cans.
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