Good Old Dad Jokes One Liner

Good Old Dad Jokes One Liner

Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.

Did you hear the joke about the elephant in the elevator? No? Me neither, I took the stairs.

Dad to his son: "I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and dumb."

You: “So, dad, I was thinking…” 

Dad: “Ohhhhh and I wondered what that high-pitched grinding sound was!”

Dad: I love my rock-hard, honed six-pack so much I protect it with a good layer of lard."

"We drove past a city cemetery and my dad remarked, “Do you know why I can’t be buried here, boy?” 

“Why?” 

“Because I’m still alive.”

Stop whining, you will never be the man your mother is."

"Dad you look tired."

"Oh, you mean the dark circles under my eyes? Those are the shadows of my great deeds."

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