Memorial Day Jokes
Q: How do you get rid of Germans fascists?
A: Von by von.
Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.
Q: How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
A: First, invade ze kitchen.
Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
A: Liberty.
Q: How do you start the Memorial Day parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street!
Q: What do you call a Blind German?
A: a Not see
Q: What do you call a building full of Taliban?
A: Jail
Q: What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.
Q: What do an apple and Benito Mussolini have in common?
A: They both belong hanging in trees.
Q: How do Germans tie their shoes?
A: With little knotsies
Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?
A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
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