Deer Jokes
Q: How do you save a deer during hunting season?
A: You hang on for deer life.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no I-Deer
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye-deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
A: Still no fucking eye-deer.
Q: What did the doe say to the 24 point buck?
A: Boy your Horny!
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q: Why did the hunter miss his mark?
A: He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Q: What do you call four female deer?
A: FO REAL DOE
Q: Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
A: His nearest and deer-est friends.
Q: What's the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
A: One is a dollar fifty and the other is just under a buck.
Q: What do deers call hunters?
A: Doe foes.
Q: What is the defination of a non-typical Whitetail?
A: One that stays off the Highway!
Q: Whats the cheapist kind of meat?
A: Deer balls there under a buck!
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