Donkey Jokes
Q: What did the donkey do when he got cut-off?
A: "Hee-Haw"nked.
Q: What happens when you buy a mini-donkey
A: Your getting a little ass!
Q: What do you call a donkey throwing nuts to the moon?
A: An ass throw nut (astronaut).
Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Q: How do you compliment a donkey?
A: "Hey, nice ass!"
Q: What do you get cross an optimetrist convention and a donkey auction?
A: Two eyegl-asses for the price of one.
Q: What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A: a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!
Q: What do you call a donkey that was born with a brain injury?
A: A dumb ass!!!
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg ?
A: A wonkey donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey that keeps time?
A: Hourgl-ass.
Q: Did you hear about the hobo who thought he was a donkey?
A: His friends called him underp-ass.
Q: What do you call a donkey with a PHD?
A: A smart ass.
Q: What do you call ad donkey with a banjo?
A: Bluegr-ass
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and a bad eye ?
A: A winkey wonkey donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind ?
A: A stinkey winkey wonkey donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with a drinking problem?
A: A winegl-ass.
Q: What do you call a donkey with built-in GPS?
A: Comp-ass.
Q: What do you call a Donkey that can go 0-40 in 3.4 seconds?
A: Fibergl-ass
Q: Did you hear about the donkey that was afraid to speak up for herself?
A: She was a candy-ass.
Q: What do you get when a donkey eats a porcupine?
A: A pain in the ass.
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