New Years Eve Short Jokes
What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
I haven't seen you for a year!
What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year?
He gave up thinking.
What's the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?
The ice falls out of your drinks!
What do you call always wanting a date for New Year's Eve?
Social Security New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?
Justin Bieber gets jealous
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary christmas and a Abby new year.
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