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Thứ Ba, 8 tháng 11, 2016

Funniest Dirty Short Jokes Ever Told

Funniest Dirty Short Jokes Ever Told 



Q: How do you kill a retard? 
A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?" 

Q: What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine? 
A: They both don't work and always take your money. 

Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral? 
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can. 

Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles? 
A: Trust me. 

Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?
 A: Pull some strings. 

Q: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's? 
A: Because he has holes in his hands. 

Q: Why Are crippled people always picked on? 
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves 

Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? 
A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done... 

Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side? 
A: You would be all right. 

Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness? 
A: A bucking horse. 

Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide? 
A: He got the gas bill. 

Q: What is a crack head's favorite song? 
A: I wanna rock! 

Q: How do you get retards out of a tree? 
A: Wave to them! 

Q: What do you call a gangbanger behind bars? 
A: Anything you want. 

Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? 
A: He didn't have any arms. 

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