Doctor's Office
A guy walks into the doctor's office and says,
"Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!"
The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him,
"If it doesn't work, let me know."
A week later the guy is back:
"Doc, still no movement!" The doctor says,
"Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative.
Still another week later the poor guy is back:
"Doc, STILL nothing!"
The doctor, worried, says,
"We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a musician, I play the bagpipes."
The doctor looks up and says,
"Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"
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